About

 I was born and raised in South Florida. However, I decided I hated the warm weather, sunshine, and beaches, so I moved to South Bend, Indiana where I could dress in eight layers to check the mail and shovel snow five months out of the year.  I have been happily married to my husband, Tim, for five years, unhappily for the other three.  It took some time to properly train him. We had one son, Gabriel, who, unfortunately, is no longer with us. I have two four-legged children, who are the light of my life.  I don't have a lot of spare time but, when I do, I like to read, drink, watch trashy reality TV shows, and hang out with the friends who are still willing to be seen with me in public.  I'm rarely serious, often offensive, and usually plotting my next scheme.  My antics have not yet landed me in jail so I'm going to call that a success.  I'm sure my parents are proud.  I've always loved to write, but mostly for my own benefit.  I had never really considered writing a blog.  I originally thought that the only story I had to tell was one of Big Bang Theory reruns watched in footie pajamas after staring at a computer screen all day.  But then I learned that I can write about inappropriate subjects and give my unsolicited opinion on anything that I want.  So here comes the disclaimer.  If you are looking for deep, moving thoughts to ponder or lessons to learn, I'm not the girl for you.  If you take yourself extremely seriously, don’t like adult themed subjects, or feel the need to be mature and proper at all times, please don't bother reading this.  I am not medically certified to remove the stick from your ass nor do I have the time.  For those of you who enjoy pointless rants, adult humor, and complete absurdity:  Stick around, you just might be able to relate to some of my mindless banter.